Why did no one let me know Steam started their Holiday Sale?!
Yup yup yup! Time to break the bank. Open your wallet. Return some presents you bought for relatives you only see once a year. Don't pay the water bill, because who really needs to shower when it's so cold outside. Hell, steal the Christmas lights off your neighbor's house and pawn them.
Come one, come all, buy games you won't play so that people look at your Steam account and wish they had enough time to play that many games!