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Let me tell you a story about Stark...

 

 

Stark was doing some air recon when he found an helicopter carefully parked in the woods, he took the coordinates, landed his helicopter far in the north and walked 10km using only his eyes to recognize landmarks that would lead him to the helicopter in the woods. But then Stark realized, he was thirsty, it was ok because he had oh so many drinks with him in his backpa... oh no! He forgot to bring drinks! What should he do? So he contacted his good friend Wooly, who was around Veresnik, and so he told him "Wooly, I'm in the woods and I'm dying of dehydration, I will find this helicopter and fly to you so get some drinks ready!" Eventually Stark found the helicopter and immediately took off, everything was black and white and the flight was so long, what if he dies or loses his senses during flight?! It's a tragedy! Veresnik was in sight and so was his savior Wooly, and then Stark knew he was going to live, he was happy again, he landed and Wooly gave him a drink, saving his life!

 

 

 

 

 

You're probably thinking that Stark owes Wooly a drink right? hahaha... Wrong, Wooly took the 6 cokes that were inside the chopper Stark had just found and laughed his ass off, the old folks say that you can still hear him laugh around Veresnik! Be aware next time you go there, it's not your mind playing tricks, it's Wooly laughing at Stark that is haunting the place!

 

 

Hoped you liked the story as much as Wooly did!

 

 

So, hi everyone! You can call me Stark, I am 21 years old and I'm from Portugal, I play DayZ since the early devs and been a huge fan ever since! My main skill is calculating how things will go down with effectiveness, great with ambushes and snipers! Hope to meet awesome people! ;)


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welcome Stark, remember it well :P

 

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You had a meme ready for me, I should have expected that, well played sir... well played...


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A grand introduction, good Sir. Welcome to Musty.


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cool story, welcome to the Musty Madhouse

 

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That's the perfect blend of abject stupidity and willingness to laugh at said stupidity that means you'll fit right in here!
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Welcome to Musty!

 

Truly a grand story. Sounds like something I would do, except I'd crash the helicopter long before I died of thirst.

 

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Welcome, sounds like you fit right in.


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